In the car today, the Captain and I were discussing the living arrangements of one of his friends. The friend’s sister is away at college, and she has left her baby with her mother while she pursues her college education.
Captain: You would never let me go off to college and leave my baby with you.
Me: That’s why you aren’t going to be having any babies before you go to college. No babies until after college when you have a good job to support them. So when you’re seventeen, you wrap that little thing.
*cricket, cricket*
Him: When I’m seventeen, it won’t be so little.
I almost drove off the road.
Now, if groups like Moral Majority have their way, there won’t be any sex education at school, and our kids will be the dumbest in the world when it comes to sex…. But our parents are sexually retarded too…. Fear and primitive morals are creating a sexual pressure-cooker in this country and soon the top will blow…. Only in the U.S. do we find children drawing a picture of a baby coming from the clouds or from under a cabbage leaf. ~Floyd Martinson
2 responses so far ↓
Karly // September 19, 2008 at 9:03 pm |
Oh. My. God. I would have totally crashed the car! Your kid is hilarious!
jerseygirl89 // September 28, 2008 at 10:13 am |
That made my morning. Seriously. That was awesome.