The Postman helped me set up my new Bluetooth headset for my cell phone yesterday. (Let’s be clear – I could have done it…the box came from UPS and I set it on my desk because I had too much going on and just didn’t feel like opneing it and dealing with ir right then. But, there was a NEW ELECTRONIC TOY in the house and he couldn’t help himself….)
Here is our conversation:
Him: I got it all set up. Let’s try it out. (He calls my cell as I tuck the thing behind my ear)
Him: Can you hear me? (after I answer the phone but don’t say anything)
Me: You’re standing two feet away from me.
Him: (HUGE eyeroll as he walks through the house away from me) Can you hear me now? (he asks from our bathroom.)
Me: Yup. Thanks. (click the phone off)
Um, seriously? Why did I get the eyeroll? I’m not the moron that called from two feet away.
So, ironically….Happy Valentine’s Day!
When love is not madness, it is not love. ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca