Disregard the fact that my carpet needs to be vacuumed. This is what the cat does when I’m in a room and she can’t get to me because the door is shut. There’s one particular room where we ripped out the carpet and put down a wood floor so there’s a big gap under the door now. So she lays there staring at me. It’s unnerving.
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. ~Terry Pratchett